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(4) If identifying the "exact manner or means" isn't the superintendents' strong point, then neither is statistical analysis. They say private schools have won 85 sectional and six state titles in basketball, football or soccer without supplying a time frame or calculating the number of trophies captured by public schools in the same span. Aquinas owns half a dozen state titles in football and four in girls soccer all by itself since 1998.
(Aside No. 1: did you know the Buffalo Bills scored more combined points [73] in Super Bowls XXV through XVIII than any NFL franchise except the Dallas Cowboys [82]? Try finding someone in Erie County overly impressed by that statistic. The superintendents' casual approach to crunching numbers suggests they're using statistics like a drunk uses a light pole -- more for support than illumination.)
(Aside No. 2: I compiled some data on Section 5 championships and came to a noteworthy preliminary conclusion: I think the private schools may have won a disproportionate number of titles in some sports since 2000. Trouble is, I'm no more capable than the superintendents when it comes to identifying the number of schools competing, the number of classes contested, etc. I found numerous instances in which private schools won both Class D titles in the same year because some sports have as many as 9 or 10 sectional classes. That couldn't have happened in the days when there were only five or six classes, so I don't know how many of the aforementioned 85 championships should be attributed to nothing more than watered down playoffs.)
Stats without thoughtful analysis are dangerous tools to be using. And cherry-picking the sports you choose to cite without acknowledging that the private schools collectively suck at cross country (I'm not talking about you, McQuaid), lacrosse, swimming, wrestling and a few other sports is borderline dishonest.
(5) Finally, there's the entitlement mentality:
"(O)nly a few of our public schools athletes have had the opportunity to experience, (sic) an experience of a lifetime that will be a highlight of their public school education."
You're kidding me, right? The parents of those private-school students pay school taxes, making them invested in all senses of the word in partaking in the educational experience. The private schools are dues-paying members of the section and the state association. There are a hundred public high schools (give or take a half a dozen) in the section and I couldn't help but notice a whole bunch of them have competed in state playoffs the past two weekends by virtue of having won at the sectional level. To claim "only a few" public-school athletes are being allowed this "highlight" is outlandish.
Boy, I'm sure being a jerk today
OK, I'm pretty far into this manifesto -- and I recognize I've been very disrespectful of the superintendents. Believe me, my first draft was even more abusive.
I've spent a couple of days writing, rewriting and tightening this analysis. Along the way, I've wondered what percentage of the people reading it will automatically dismiss my words because of what they regard as an obvious conflict of interest. As I've noted in previous blogs when appropriate, I am a long-ago graduate of Aquinas. I write the school a (small) check each year and I serve on its hall of fame committee.
But I'm also the guy who disassociated himself from Aquinas in disgust last November over the completely clumsy way the school handled the aftermath of the now-famous football forfeit resulting from botched paperwork. As much as I enjoy watching Jake Zembiec, Earnest Edwards, Jamir Jones el al, I'm hardly a cheerleader. I didn't even tune into the Aquinas-Liverpool game on cable TV last night, though I may run through a chunk of it on the DVR after work Monday.
I returned to the hall of fame committee this fall after I was satisfied the administration had recognized its mistakes, shored up its processes and remained fully committed to the principles espoused by the Congregation of St. Basil, the school's founders.
What I did not do, though, was turn a blind eye to common sense.
Supporters of private schools are not going to be happy to hear me say this, but only an idiot can believe that schools not constrained by geographic boundaries have no advantage.
That doesn't mean, though, that the public schools are entitled to steamroll the private schools via legislation or coup. Speaking at Tuesday's meeting, Stores said Section 5 is heading for a thoughtful, thorough process of examining what might be done, what should be done and what can be done both in terms of fairness and logistics. That's the proper process.
To that end, I do have an idea of what Section 5 should be thinking about. The list is going to make people on both sides of the public/private debate angry, which means I'm probably on the right track.
My suggested to-do list
(1) No matter what else gets done, it's past time for all but the most tiny private schools to be moved out of smallest class in sports in which there are four or five state classifications, like basketball and soccer. Six private schools have combined for 16 boys Class D basketball championships and 14 in baseball in 16 years.
Keeping in mind that the section breaks that class into two tourneys per year, a small number of teams winning that frequently is indicative of an issue that needs fixing.
I'll go further and suggest that private schools in larger metro areas (such as Monroe County) probably have to be given strong consideration for assignment to Class B in sports with five state classes.
However, safety should always be an overriding concern. As such, it would be prudent to err on the side of caution in collision sports. Though I'd move Aquinas boys lacrosse from Class C to Class B, I wouldn't move hockey up to the larger of the two state classes; at some point differences in actual enrollment offset the advantage of not having district boundaries. I'd move Bishop Kearney football up to Class C, but I also have safety concerns and shudder at the thought of that team as currently constituted being pushed up to Class B.