The SportsCenter team's new marketing slogan might as well be, "ESPN: Integrity in Journalism Since 2008"
(4) If Roger Clemens is going to sign contracts for dollar figures with more zeroes than a computer nerds convention, shouldn't he at least be in shape and ready to go by Easter rather than Memorial Day?
(5) Being forced to watch the Detroit Lions rather than a professional football team on Thanksgiving might be grounds for a lawsuit.
(6) The refusal of cable and broadcast networks to show any NHL games this past season was a disappointment.
Huh? What? Versus Network? What's that?
(7) Anyone or anything that gets in my way while I'm trying to watch Pardon The Interruption, talking-head television with a limit on inane screaming matches, qualifies as a pet peeve of the highest magnitude. Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon are entertaining and insightful.
(8) Well, it's more than a year later and the stripper who made the rape allegations against three Duke lacrosse players still hasn't been charged with filing a false police report. Why is that?